Thursday, January 18, 2007


These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe...

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

Bath Theorem
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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